Kelvin & Wendy: Newsletter: 2000 Search

 

Halfbaked Headlines
from Kelvin & Wendy's World

"Where the Headlines are Juicier Than the Details"

December, 2000 Issue

Wendy and Kelvin Adopt Orphan
October, 2000 - Winter Springs, FL

"The cries would have ripped your heart out," explains Wendy Thompson. Wendy recently adopted a three-month old after stumbling across the abandoned orphan while out for a walk with a friend on the Cross Seminole Trail. The friend (who would only identify herself as "tennis scum") said that she knew Wendy would be taking the infant home that day. Read More

Thompsons Released from Prison
July, 2000 - San Francisco, CA

With the echoes of slamming cell doors still ringing in their ears, Kelvin and Wendy Thompson turned back to the outside world with hope. Read More

Kelvin Leaves Job, Becomes COPP
April, 2000 - Orlando, FL

Despite nearly two successful years as an instructional designer for UCF's Course Development & Web Services unit, Kelvin Thompson has stepped aside in order to take a position as a COPP. Read More

"Elderly Man" Forced to Paint Thompson House
March, 2000 - Winter Springs, FL

In what is suspected to be another example in the increasingly disturbing trend of elder abuse, an elderly man was observed being forced to paint the Thompson house under the blazing Florida sun. Read More

Wendy Turns 30, Goes to the "Dog"
September, 2000 - Winter Springs, FL

On September 16, Wendy Thompson surprisingly turned 30. Her family was totally taken off guard by this turn of events, but no more so than when her birthday party turned out to be a real dog. Read More

Winter Springs Couple Form Commune
August, 2000 - Winter Springs, FL

The neighbors may wonder why all the cars are parked outside the Thompson residence every Thursday night, but certainly they would be unprepared for the goings on taking place inside the house. Read More

Wendy Opens Movie Theatre
May, 2000 - Winter Springs, FL

While some raised eyebrows at her decision, Wendy Thompson recently opened up her home as a movie theatre. Wendy began inviting other women over once per month to see Hollywood movies. Read More

Despite Complaints, Messages Continue
December, 2000 - Winter Springs, FL

Kelvin and Wendy Thompson remain undeterred. However, friends and family members have continued throughout the year to assail them with complaints. Read More

Out To Make A Buck, Wendy Becomes Team Leader
August, 2000 - Oviedo, FL

Not content with what some consider to be an already exorbitant salary she receives for being a classroom teacher, Wendy Thompson has entered into a scheme to tremendously increase her earnings. Read More

Kelvin Eludes Draft, Stays in School
August, 2000 - Orlando, FL

Apparently fearful of the day when he might have to face the possibility of a military draft, Kelvin has enrolled in a college degree program…again! Read More

Kelvin & Wendy Wish All Their Readers a Very Happy 2001!

 

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