Kelvin & Wendy: Newsletter: 2003: Spyder-Man Search

 

Kelvin Revealed As Spyder-Man

November, 2003 - Winter Springs, FL

Peter Who? Family and friends were shocked to discover that Kelvin has another identity... Spyder-Man. This surprising revelation occurred concurrently with Kelvin's acquisition of a new vehicle (his first new car), a lovely maroon (or "garnet" for the Seminoles in the readership) Mitsubishi Spyder convertible. When asked about his proclivity for seldom having the convertible top "up" (even amidst near freezing temperatures), Kelvin replied, "Short of rain, there's really no such thing as non-convertible weather in Orlando. You can always put up the windows and turn on the heater." Wendy has expressed some concern about his wearing of the blue and red tights though.

 

There's... no such thing as non-convertible weather.
- Kelvin

 

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