Hello there, I am the Vintage Pimp. You probably stumbled upon this page seeking some enlightenment. Take my hand and let me guide you through the fascinating world of vintage clothes shopping.

Now young children, do not confuse your local thrift stores with an authentic vintage shop. If you are led astray, you may come out with a pair of handed down underwear and nothing more. However, for your benefit,adhere to my counsel.

If you want the funk, Déjà vu has got it. Crazy outfits are available for anyone daring to be unique or just plain weird. You can buy or rent and with your UCF student I.D. you can get 10% off. Go yonder and explore. The store is located on 1525 N. Orange Ave.or call Red Robin (407)898-3609.

If you need some flavor. And if you want vintage clothes that even celebrities can't keep their clammy hands off of, then you should journey over to Orlando Vintage. Celebs like Carrot Top and N'Sync are clientele to store owner Lisa Marie. Visit this store on-line or drop by 2117 W. Fairbanks Ave.

This concludes the Vintage Pimp Tour. I would like to thank you all personally for joining me. Never forget the answers are not far when the Vintage Pimp is near.

By Jose Morales